Escape to Miami

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Here in Miami, the Everglades and the Keys, things are a little Alice in Sweaty Wonderland, says Lonely Planet.


It’s the weather, y’know; all the humidity and hurricanes drive everyone a little crazy. And the alligators. And the mosquitoes, goddamn them.


And the people, of course.


The people are great, an eclectic mix of native and immigrant settlers from the colder parts of the USA and from across Latin America, with several more besides. Hot climate and great environment breed a laid-back attitude. This is here in plenty, but alongside an ambitious set that aspires to the bigger yacht, condo or car.



What was once a citrus farming town is now a pan-American mosaic, the most Latin city in the world north of Mexico. When I was last there I reveled in the warmth of Spanish voices in a sultry evening, with Latin music throbbing out across the moonlit beach.


Throw in enterprising Caribbean immigrants, Jewish Holocaust survivors and their children, a fantabulous gay party scene, mad rednecks, the cast-off spawn of the dinosaur age cruising local waterways, and a South Beach celebrity scene that would make OK! magazine wee itself with joy, and, well… it’s weird here. And beautiful.


Think of those clean lines slimming down a deco hotel on Miami Beach. TThe impossibly sexy people lining up at a Fort Lauderdale club. That pale full moon making love to the Everglades on a dank, sweaty night. Pastel coloured lights softly illuminate the clean lines of the art deco hotels along Miami Beach, inviting…



Which isn’t to say modern Miami lacks problems, Lonely Planet reminds us. This international city has both the cheerful energy and hungry Third World edge of the Caribbean and Latin America. Economic inequality is rampant, and the grandiose spirit of American capitalism has mixed with Miami’s Latin/Mediterranean flair, making the gulf between the haves and have-nots here seem particularly vast.


But that shimmering mirage of wealth and sex is also what makes this town so fun and fast. ‘The World is Yours’ was the iconic catchphrase of Scarface, a movie that captured the highs and lows of Miami’s hyper-extravagant 1980s, and the citizens of this town have taken that motto to heart.


West of here is the Everglades, possibly the most unique ecosystem in North America, a flooded wetland that feels like nature’s own musty womb. To the north, Fort Lauderdale sips a martini by its yachting fleets. Down south stretch the mangrove islands and sultry sandbars of the Florida Keys, islands of both exile and refuge for those nonconformists who are too out there for even South Florida’s misfit mentality.


Sounds good? Come on down. The air feels like a silk kiss and the beach smells like lotion and hormones. Welcome to Miami. The party started five minutes ago. You gonna dance?




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10 Responses to “Escape to Miami”

  1. Maisie, Oxford
    April 2, 2013 at 9:25 am #

    I wish! :)

  2. Anna
    April 2, 2013 at 3:11 pm #

    Looks absolutely great!

  3. Janie
    April 5, 2013 at 9:32 am #

    The sunshine in the beach video made me warm just watching, after all the cold British weather!

  4. Lara
    April 8, 2013 at 10:16 am #

    Sonia is a real character – nice way of doing this!

  5. Debbie, London
    April 9, 2013 at 6:35 pm #

    I am sooo ready to head to Miami Beach!

  6. Terry, Cambridge
    April 12, 2013 at 8:35 am #

    The beach reminded me of Venice Beach in LA – I guess beach culture is the same everywhere, except Miami has that Latin overlay.

  7. Phillipa
    April 12, 2013 at 11:16 am #

    Nice destination, but it has to go on the list – there are too many nice places!

  8. Pammy
    April 15, 2013 at 5:20 pm #

    Looks like a great place to visit – if you have some money!

  9. Mae
    April 18, 2013 at 9:12 am #

    Great taster of what looks like a fun place to visit.

  10. Lara
    April 25, 2013 at 11:34 am #

    I keep coming back to these – great character who likes to talk!